Friday, October 01, 2004

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it!


Dedicated to all of u when u work on the computer.

There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works." -Anon.

"Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night." -Anon.

"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand." -Anon

"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages." -Anon.

"Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'" -Anon.

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." -Anon.

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue." -Anon.

"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying."

"Hit any user to continue." -Anon.

"Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)" -Anon.

"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." -Anon.

"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." -Anon.

"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window."

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." -Anon.

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research." -Anon.

Unix is a simple Operating System.It needs a genius to understand the simplicity. --Brian W.Kernighan

well, i am a firm believer in the first 4 points!!!

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